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The Headline Riff
The Endive reacts to headlines found on other news sites...
7/29/10 Headline: Obama at Urban League Riff: Next week, he'll be at the Turban League.
Headline: Woman declared dead seen in Vegas? Riff: Don't tell me her name is Elvis.
Headline: Chicago School Refuses to Host Karl Rove Riff: Chicago school mysteriously disappears.
Headline: Mother Nature Helps Cool Calif. Wildfire Riff: I hope so. She started it.
Headline: Are Some Soaps Damaging Sex Organs? Riff: No pain, no ocean-fresh gain.
Headline: Obama Skips Out on Scouts for 'The View' Riff: Tomorrow, he's going to dis the Rotary Club to go on 'Maury Povich.'
Headline: Did Obama Make the Right Call? Riff: If he didn't resign, the answer is no.
Headline: 82 Hippos, 9 Buffalo Killed in Anthrax Outbreak Riff: That band has a SERIOUS mosh pit.
Headline: Calls for Rangel to quit could escalate if no deal Riff: But Rangel still has seven briefcases to open!
7/28/10 Headline: Pentagon has 'main suspect' in leak Riff: It's usually assumed to be Joe Biden.
Headline: WikiLeaks documents: What we know Riff: It's important that we be responsible with this sensitive... aw heck, let's blab.
Headline: Iran ready for 'effective cooperation' Riff: N. Korea: Cool! Let's make some nukes!
Headline: Spain's Catalonia bans bullfighting Riff: How will bulls resolve disputes now?
Headline: Old bones found in FL recreation area Riff: Old bones? in Florida? Imagine that.
Headline: Fisherman tapes gator 'feeding frenzy' Riff: When will people learn to put the camera done and RUN FOR IT?!
Headline: Linda Hogan, 50, engaged to beau, 21 Riff: National Geographic catches rare footage of the cougar with its prey...
Headline: Critic makes living smoking marijuana Riff: The story of Roger Ebert.
Headline: Asteroid May Hit Earth in 2182, Scientists Warn Riff: Hopefully it'll be after May. I don't want to miss my 207th birthday.
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