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The Headline Riff
The Endive reacts to headlines found on other news sites...
3/10/10 Headline: Pennsylvania's 'Jihad Jane' Riff: Meet Akbar Jetson! Jane, his wife!
Headline: Green homes hit red light Riff: There's no denying that Styrofoam and asbestos wrapped in seal pelts makes the best insulation.
Headline: What's a Kinkajou? Riff: A Jew with some really strange bedroom habits?
Headline: Undiscovered Google: 7 Services You Need to Try Riff: Google Scope is a great way to check out your own colon.
Headline: Romania's Fix to Alcohol Accidents? Drunk X-ing Signs Riff: North Korea should try some Asshole X-ing signs.
Headline: CDC: 1-in-6 Americans Between 14-49 Has Herpes Riff: More proof that cougars at the way to go, baby!
Headline: Toyota luring buyers back with incentives Riff: Yep. At Toyota it's pedal-to-the-medal with NON-STOP great deals!
Headline: Rodriguez to talk with feds about drug probe Riff: Rodriguez: Hi, feds! How goes that drug probe?
Headline: Video: Groping was not sexual, Massa says Riff: Do we need video of this? Ew.
3/9/10 Headline: Chile quake moves city over 10 feet Riff: Neighbor is really pissed and would like Chile to get off his lawn.
Headline: Is your cell phone safe? Riff: Brought to you by a panel of people who like to worry the crap out of us.
Headline: Internet in bed? Most say OK Riff: At least until they notice the web cam.
Headline: Reid Welcomes Third-Party Senate Contenders Riff: He starts to look electable next to the Disco Party candidate.
Headline: Hoyer Denies Massa Pushed Out Over Health Vote Riff: He was pushed out over his secretary.
Headline: More Obama Wordplay on Health Care Riff: Obama: Mix up the letters and it spells 'Halt Cheer.'
Headline: Well-Preserved Ancient Shipwrecks Found in Baltic Riff: So that's where the Carter administration is!
Headline: 3 arrested in theft of Cyprus ex-leader’s body Riff: They are charged with Grand Theft Papadopoulos.
Headline: Video: Rhinos — A flight for survival Riff: The story of Arlen Spector.
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